jezebelvanity

About Me

Hmm... Where do I begin?

My name is Jenn and I'm 26 years old.

I am married to the love of my life. I am a very lucky girl and I wish the same luck in love that I've had on everyone else.

Atreyu is my favorite band! I listen to them CONSTANTLY! If you're one of those lame asses that doesn't like Atreyu, I have 2 words for you... FUCK and OFF!

I love all types of music. I don't fit into one of those "type" of people molds. I'm just me! Love it or fuck off.

I have this horrible fear of under cooked food so I tend to over cook things.

I'm not very lady-like or polite... I'm honest (even if it hurts your delicate little feelings), rude and I curse like a sailor! In general... I'm just kinda a tough bitch. Either cowboy up or piss off.

I believe that there is more to this life than just what you can see and touch. Sometimes you have to open more than just your eyes to see what's really out there.

I have tattoos and piercings. And yes, I know they're cool! They're my tattoos and piercings... I don't need you to constantly remind me of how awesome they are... I'm well aware. Thank you!

I work at a retail store in a mall in one of the suckiest cities on the planet. I have a very deep hatred for the general public.

Everyone loves me... And if they don't, I've probably made it really clear to them I think they're a total douche bag and to stay the fuck away from me.

I love hanging out with my husband, my bestfriend and our families! They are the people that can make anywhere feel like home!

I want to be a mother more than I ever thought I would... I just hope that I'm amazing at it when the time comes!

I'm super envious of people that have natural talents... Mainly because I don't have any. Well, at least none I can use on an everyday basis in public places.

I probably don't care that much about you or your drama... So, save it for someone who's gonna give a shit!

My Interests

My AMAZING husband Eric!, My Panda Bear... ManDi, My pets... Twinkie, Halo, Zion, Boogie, Bug, Statik and Angel, Fashion, Make-up, Tattoos and piercings. I have 24 tattoos and 13 piercings., Pirates, Zombies, Astrology, SuicideGirls (I was so close!), Music, Comedy Specials on DVD, Photography... Especially Fetish photography! Hot!, Art, Chanel Sunglasses, Anything Dior or John Galliano, Dane Cook, Pon and Zi, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hello Kitty, Shopping, Parliament Lights, Sweet Tea, PhotoShop, My Mac iBook G4, Sleeping, Taking Pictures, UFC and MMA, Anything from Loungefly, Smoothies, Mayonnaise, Halloween, Gay people, Skelanimals, Belt Buckles, Lenore, Ruby Gloom, Fake Eyelashes, Purses, Tarina Tarantino Jewelry, Kuromi, Barnes & Noble, Dunkin Donuts coffee

Music

I love all types of music! Some of my all time favorites are: Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Porcelain and the Tramps, The Devil Wears Prada, Bob Marley, Bless The Fall, Chiodos, and many, many more!

Movies

Television

Books